Just in case you’re worried, military tradition and modern health protocols can go hand-in-hand. Whether you’re throwing a pre-game get-together, doing something less official than usual, or holding a smaller gathering than you’re used to, you can still outfit your event with the right swag.
It was a privilege to work with Combat Logistics Battalion 8 on their recent Battalion Mess Night! This group chose our 30MM A-10 Warthog Shot Glass as their souvenir. They engraved the shot glass with the event name and date. Cheers to an awesome night and thanks for working with us! Check out this awesome pic from the event.
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That special day is coming up—a birthday, a holiday, a career milestone—and you’ve got to find the perfect gift for your man or woman in uniform. The only problem? They’re impossible to shop for!
We feel your pain. We’ve done the hard work for you and compiled 5 badass gifts any serviceman or woman is sure to love—and you just might make their friends a little jealous too.
.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
As you well know, the 50 Cal BMG is best known for its use in all of the military’s heavy machine guns, as well as a sniper round and for disabling lightly-armored vehicles.
Some of its more famous starring roles include a 1,765 yard shot by Steve Reichert, 2nd Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, United States Marine Corps during the Iraq War, and a 2,657 yard shot by Corporal Rob Furlong, 3rd Battalion, Princess Patricia’s Canadian Light Infantry during the War in Afghanistan.
We took the formidable round and turned it into a weapon of another variety, this one best suited for use cracking into your favorite beer.
30MM A-10 Warthog Shot Glasses
On February 21, 1991, the second day of ground maneuvers in Operation Desert Storm, two A-10 Warthogs from the 76th TFS of the 23rd TFW scrambled to respond to a column of Iraqi tanks seen on the move.
Though the tanks tried to scatter or take cover, the Warthogs and their powerful GAU-8/A Avenger seven-barreled cannons were too quick, and ultimately were able to obliterate six tanks in a matter of minutes.
We took the same type of 30MM shell casings fired by the formidable cannons and expertly crafted them into the perfect vessel for imbibing your favorite spirit. Cheers.
30MM A-10 Flask
That same 30MM GAU-8 round we mentioned above? Here’s another use for it. We hollowed it out, cleaned and anodized it to turn it into the perfect discreet container for your booze—except this flask is so cool it’ll be tough to keep it tucked away!
.308 Real Bullet Shot Glass
A little history lesson for ya… one of the most popular and widely-used bullets in the world was actually pioneered by the US Army. The .308 was the commercial successor of the 7.62mm NATO cartridge. It was originally requested by the US Army Ordnance Department, who in 1944 asked for a shortened 30-06 cartridge based on the 300 Savage cartridge. The resulting .308 was revealed publicly by the Army in 1951 and formally adopted by NATO in 1954.
Now for the good stuff. We took the bullet and stuck it right in the side of a hand-blown shot glass that’s practically begging to be filled with some stiff single malt.
Stainless Steel Beer Tanker
The 75MM Howitzer reached peak usage during WWII, when it was engineered to serve forces moving quickly across tricky terrain. The gun could be broken down and carried on pack mules, then reassembled by a group of soldiers in under five minutes.
Our stainless steel tanker combines three awesome components to form one legendary bar fixture: a 75MM replica shell, a genuine 50 Caliber BMG handle and of course, beer—24 ounces to be precise.
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Attending your first military ball is an awesome experience, but can also be a daunting one. We covered do’s and don’ts for what the ladies should wear in this post; now it’s time to tackle attire for the guys.
Lucky for you, gentlemen, it’s pretty straightforward. I’ll give you the scoop from my own experience attending countless military balls and events, and seeing what NOT to do firsthand.
To Tux or Not To Tux?
Many guys squirm at the idea of going to a military ball because they think they have to wear a tux. I will tell you from experience that you certainly CAN wear a tux, but it’s not a requirement. A nice, dark suit with a tie will do just fine.
I suggest a dark-colored suit (like black, navy or charcoal) because it tends to look a little more formal than a light-colored one. Also, it’ll look great with your date’s uniform. And don’t skip the tie!
Listen, guys. I know lots of you aren’t getting dressed up for fancy events that require a suit on a regular basis. There’s a good chance the suit hanging in your closet is 5 or 10 years old.
Styles and trends change a lot in that amount of time, and if you wear an old suit, the cut can make it look outdated. Not to mention if you’ve gained or lost a few pounds over the last few years; if you’ve gained weight your suit is going to be bulging at the buttons, and if you’ve lost weight you’re going to look like a little kid dressing up in clothes!
Do yourself a favor and opt for a nice, new set of slacks and a jacket. It doesn’t have to be from some fancy designer. A department store suit will work just fine, as long as it’s a good color and FITS.
Your shoes complete your classy military ball look. Whatever you do, don’t wear sneakers!
Stick with nice pair of dress shoes that complement your suit. Here’s a basic color pairing guide:
Black suit – Black shoes
Navy suit – Black or brown shoes
Charcoal suit – Black or “burgundy” shoes
Piercings, tattoos and facial hair
If you have piercings and tattoos, do you need to take them out/cover them up? This one requires you to use a bit of discretion and talk with your date about what’s acceptable. In some units, it’s perfectly commonplace for dates to leave their piercings in, while others will balk at things like gauged earrings. It’s the same way for tattoos.
As for facial hair, groom that sh*t! Don’t arrive at the ball looking like a scruffy mess. Your goal is to look classy and help your date look good in front of their boss.
One more note: if you’re attending as a date and also happen to be in the military, by all means, wear your uniform. Just make sure it’s the correct uniform for the function.
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The bottom line is you want to look classy, not trashy. You should wear what you feel confident in, but remember this: this isn’t some Hollywood awards show. If people are gawking because of what you’re wearing, or if you’re risking a wardrobe malfunction with every move, you’re doing it wrong.
- Gown length
There’s and easy rule of thumb to make sure the length of your gown isn’t an issue: keep it below the knee. Floor-length is the most popular military ball gown length and your safest bet—and let’s be honest, how many chances do you get to wear a floor length gown, other than your own wedding? Take advantage of it!
Below-the-knee or tea length is also perfectly acceptable. Can you wear a dress that’s above the knee? Sure. Are people going to talk about it? It’s a strong possibility. If you’re afraid to bend over for fear of giving your own private show, you’ll want to pick a different gown.
Some dates like to go matchy-matchy with their service member’s uniform and choose navy, red, black or cream for their dress color. This admittedly looks nice in photos and keeps your dress worries to a minimum, but it’s certainly not a requirement.
Any solid color (EXCLUDING neon) is a safe bet. Jewel tones, like emerald, magenta and royal blue, look great and complement most skin tones. Metallic neutrals like gold, silver and bronze are also classy and look chic with simple accessories.
A unique pattern is a great way to make a bold statement without looking tacky, but it’s also a fine line between looking good and looking garish. There are lots of gorgeous gowns in classic patterns like floral, lace and watercolor. Save louder patterns for your bathroom wallpaper.
Your shoes complete your ensemble, but remember—you’re going to be on your feet a lot of the night. There’s the standing portion of the ceremony, moving through the receiving line, and of course tons of dancing.
Pick a pair you’ll feel comfortable moving around in and one that’s not going to turn your feet into a blistery disaster before the clock strikes midnight.
Pro-tip: pack a pair of comfy flats for the after party!
- Attire on a Budget
On a military budget, spending hundreds of dollars on a gown is often out of the question. Lucky for us there’s the internet, and a ton of amazing, classy options at bargain prices.
Craigslist has some awesome listings come military ball season, many of which have been worn only once (and a good tailor can work wonders making a second-hand dress look like new).
If you’re dying for a designer label, Rent the Runway has one-of-a-kind gowns that are yours for one night only at a fraction of the price.
Finally, a classic black gown may be the best investment ever. You can wear it year after year and switch up your look by changing your hair, shoes and accessories, and no one will know (or care) that it’s the same dress you sported the year before.
Stay tuned for our next installment: what to wear for the guys!
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